Elle/LadyHardcore's Blog. No faces allowed.

Dec 26, 2010

The best part of boxing day was:

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How could this NOT make your day?

Empire Avenue Hockey Pool Update - December 26, 2010

1 SLC Scorgasms
2 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
2 Tundra Vengeance
4 Mik's Team
5 Merlin's Empire
6 Sydney's a Girls Name
7 Goose's Bowel Problem
8 The Pros
9 Team Rock Your Face Off
10 PHOENIX
11 Chiefs
12 Toothy Critters
13 Woofers
14 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
15 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express

Dec 23, 2010

Empire Avenue Hockey Pool Update - December 23, 2010

1 SLC Scorgasms
2 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
3 Mik's Team
3 Tundra Vengeance
5 Merlin's Empire
6 Sydney's a Girls Name
7 Goose's Bowel Problem
8 The Pros
9 PHOENIX
10 Team Rock Your Face Off
11 Chiefs
12 Woofers
13 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
14 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Toothy Critters
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express

Dec 21, 2010

Empire Avenue Hockey Pool Update - December 21, 2010

1 SLC Scorgasms
2 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
3 Mik's Team
4 Tundra Vengeance
5 Merlin's Empire
6 Goose's Bowel Problem
7 The Pros
8 Sydney's a Girls Name
9 PHOENIX
10 Chiefs
11 Team Rock Your Face Off
12 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
13 Woofers
14 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
15 Toothy Critters
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express

Dec 14, 2010

Another foot washes ashore.

CBC News - British Columbia - Small human foot washes ashore on West Coast

They also failed to mention that a foot was found in Eastern Canada a few months ago.

You would think there would be A LOT more in the news about it because it really sounds like there might be a really sick fuck out there who is very good at what he or she does if they have yet to identify a single deceased person even with said feet. Just saying.

Thoughts? Opinions?

Empire Avenue Hockey Pool Update - December 14, 2010

1 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
2 SLC Scorgasms
3 Merlin's Empire
4 Mik's Team
5 Tundra Vengeance
6 Goose's Bowel Problem
7 The Pros
8 Sydney's a Girls Name
9 Chiefs
10 PHOENIX
11 Woofers
12 Team Rock Your Face Off
12 Toothy Critters
14 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
15 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express



I PASSED YOU COLIN!!

Dec 13, 2010

Priceless.

LITERALLY. lol

CBC News - Edmonton - Thieves target Edmonton free store
CBC News - Edmonton - Thieves target Edmonton free store

Dec 7, 2010

Empire Avenue Hockey Pool Update - December 7, 2010

1 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
2 SLC Scorgasms
3 Tundra Vengeance
4 Merlin's Empire
5 Mik's Team
6 The Pros
7 Chiefs
8 Sydney's a Girls Name
9 Goose's Bowel Problem
10 PHOENIX
11 Toothy Critters
12 Woofers
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Team Rock Your Face Off
15 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express


Colin is now only 3 points ahead of me. I will devour him.

Dec 5, 2010

It's Hugh's Birthday Today.

The first birthday since he passed away. Hard to believe he's really gone.

Dec 4, 2010

Hockey Pool Update - December 4, 2010

1 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
2 SLC Scorgasms
3 Merlin's Empire
4 Tundra Vengeance
5 Mik's Team
6 The Pros
7 Sydney's a Girls Name
8 Goose's Bowel Problem
9 Chiefs
10 PHOENIX
11 Woofers
12 Toothy Critters
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Team Rock Your Face Off
15 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express


Hey Colin - My team is going to overcome yours coming up quick. :P

Dec 1, 2010

Empire Avenue Hockey Pool Update - December 1, 2010

1 SLC Scorgasms
2 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
3 Tundra Vengeance
4 Merlin's Empire
5 Mik's Team
6 The Pros
7 Chiefs
8 Goose's Bowel Problem
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
10 Woofers
11 PHOENIX
12 Toothy Critters
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
15 Team Rock Your Face Off
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express

My new bio.

I'm pretty sure it's made of awesome. Colin seemed to love it. I'm sure David would enjoy this one too.

"My name is Elle. My hobbies are world domination, acid and woodchippering, and recruiting nudists to do hilarious tasks. I'm a Scorpio, enjoy long walks on the beach, and cunt punting or slut-bussing brainless invalids. In my spare time I steal awesomeahol from Josh and laugh at his withdrawals. Although I am e-married to Colin you can always feel free to stalk me (bushes or closet... whatever). I am smart and I shit talent. I'm also incredibly modest and humble."

Nov 28, 2010

What a disappointing loss!

That interception was the worst ever. Stupid Montreal.

Hockey Pool Update - November 28, 2010

1 SLC Scorgasms
2 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
3 Tundra Vengeance
4 Merlin's Empire
5 Mik's Team
6 The Pros
7 Chiefs
8 Goose's Bowel Problem
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
10 Woofers
11 Toothy Critters
12 PHOENIX
13 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
14 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
15 Team Rock Your Face Off
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express

Nov 27, 2010

Hockey Pool Update - November 27, 2010

1 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
2 SLC Scorgasms
3 Tundra Vengeance
4 Merlin's Empire
5 Mik's Team
6 The Pros
7 Chiefs
8 Goose's Bowel Problem
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
10 Woofers
11 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
12 PHOENIX
13 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
14 Toothy Critters
15 Team Rock Your Face Off
16 HERPDURP
17 The Panda Express

Nov 24, 2010

No status update tonight.

As there was only 1 NHL game last night the stats stayed the same as yesterday. Most points anybody got was 1.

Nov 23, 2010

THE VERY LONG AWAITED HOCKEY POOL UPDATE!

Many of you have been harassing me to post. Now that the hiatus is over I shall resume.

Drumroll please!

1 SLC Scorgasms
2 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
3 Tundra Vengeance
4 Merlin's Empire
5 Mik's Team
6 The Pros
7 Chiefs
8 Goose's Bowel Problem
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
10 Woofers
11 PHOENIX
12 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
13 Toothy Critters
14 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
15 Team Rock Your Face Off
16 The Panda Express
17 HERPDURP


I'll probably do a more detailed breakdown when I am not 3rd from last. LOL

The hiatus is over.

I am pleased to announce that I am back on Empire Avenue and have stopped my hiatus from EA, twitter, blog, tumblr, etc...

I took the last month off as I was feeling really stressed, staying up way too late, and generally feeling like I was tied to the internet which isn't cool.

Anyways, I'm back. I needed the break from the drama llama.

Oct 21, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - October 20, 2010

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 Tundra Vengeance
3 The Panda Express
4 SLC Scorgasms
5 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
5 Mik's Team
7 Woofers
8 Sydney's a Girls Name
9 PHOENIX
9 Team Rock Your Face Off
11 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
12 Merlin's Empire
13 HERPDURP
14 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
15 The Pros
16 Chiefs
17 Toothy Critters

Oct 20, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - October 19, 2010

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 The Panda Express
3 Tundra Vengeance
4 SLC Scorgasms
5 Mik's Team
6 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
6 Woofers
8 Team Rock Your Face Off
9 PHOENIX
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
11 Merlin's Empire
11 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 The Pros
15 Chiefs
16 HERPDURP
17 Toothy Critters

Oct 19, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - October 18, 2010

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 The Panda Express
3 SLC Scorgasms
3 Tundra Vengeance
5 Merlin's Empire
5 Woofers
7 PHOENIX
8 Mik's Team
8 Sydney's a Girls Name
8 The Pros
8 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
12 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
12 Team Rock Your Face Off
14 Chiefs
15 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
16 Toothy Critters
17 HERPDURP

Oct 18, 2010

Sorry guys! No hockey pool standings tonight!

I went to my daily e-mail and they were all zeroed out and the site is showing the same thing. Must be a glitch. Hopefully I can update tomorrow.

Love you all.

Oct 17, 2010

Earth Shattering Announcement!

So the name of my new band is going to be "I am the Culprit". It was agreed that it was a pretty kickass fucking name for a band. I never thought the name of my blog would end up influencing the band name but that's how life works!

Since that is the name of my blog I suppose I might need a new name for it. Suggestions people? Or can I get away with it staying the same?

You won't hear anything from this band for about a year since some of us are in different cities and won't be relocating until the summer. You will see awesome brutality however. Don't you worry.

Empire Avenue Hockey Pool Breakdown - Week 2

Standings after week two:

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 The Panda Express
3 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
3 Woofers
5 The Pros
6 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
6 Tundra Vengeance
8 SLC Scorgasms
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
10 Merlin's Empire
11 Chiefs
11 PHOENIX
13 Mik's Team
14 Team Rock Your Face Off
15 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
16 HERPDURP
16 Toothy Critters

So I don't have a lot of time tonight so you guys get shitty screen shots for your breakdowns. Clicking on them makes them bigger.











Oct 16, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - October 15th, 2010

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 The Panda Express
2 Woofers
4 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
4 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
6 PHOENIX
6 SLC Scorgasms
6 Sydney's a Girls Name
9 Tundra Vengeance
10 Team Rock Your Face Off
11 Chiefs
11 The Pros
13 Mik's Team
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
15 HERPDURP
16 Merlin's Empire
17 Toothy Critters

Oct 15, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - October 14th, 2010

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 The Panda Express
3 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
4 Chiefs
4 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
4 Woofers
7 Team Rock Your Face Off
7 The Pros
7 Tundra Vengeance
10 PHOENIX
10 SLC Scorgasms
12 Sydney's a Girls Name
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Merlin's Empire
14 Mik's Team
16 HERPDURP
16 Toothy Critters

Oct 14, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - October 13, 2010

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
3 Team Rock Your Face Off
3 Woofers
5 Chiefs
5 Tundra Vengeance
7 The Pros
8 SLC Scorgasms
8 The Panda Express
10 PHOENIX
10 Sydney's a Girls Name
10 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Mik's Team
15 Merlin's Empire
16 Toothy Critters
17 HERPDURP

Oct 13, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - October 12th, 2010

1 Tundra Vengeance
2 Goose's Bowel Problem
3 Chiefs
4 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
4 The Pros
6 Team Rock Your Face Off
6 The Panda Express
8 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
8 Woofers
10 PHOENIX
10 SLC Scorgasms
10 Sydney's a Girls Name
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Merlin's Empire
14 Mik's Team
16 HERPDURP
17 Toothy Critters

Oct 12, 2010

FUUUUUUUUUUUU Hiccups!

So I have hiccups that will not go away no matter what tonight. Grr.

I want everybody to tell me their crazy (original) ways that they get rid of hiccups.

I will not stand on my head though. So don't even go there.

Hockey Pool Standings - October 11, 2010

Standings up to October 11th, 11:59 MST

1 Tundra Vengeance
2 Goose's Bowel Problem
3 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
4 Chiefs
5 Team Rock Your Face Off
6 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
7 SLC Scorgasms
7 The Pros
7 Woofers
10 PHOENIX
10 Sydney's a Girls Name
10 The Panda Express
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Mik's Team
15 Merlin's Empire
16 HERPDURP
17 Toothy Critters

Oct 11, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - October 10th, 2010

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
1 Tundra Vengeance
3 The Panda Express
3 Woofers
5 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
5 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
7 The Pros
8 Team Rock Your Face Off
9 Chiefs
10 PHOENIX
11 Sydney's a Girls Name
12 Merlin's Empire
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
14 Mik's Team
14 SLC Scorgasms
14 Toothy Critters
17 HERPDURP

Oct 10, 2010

Your weekly breakdown: Week 1.

These stats are up to October 9, 11:59 MST.

STANDINGS

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 Tundra Vengeance
3 The Panda Express
3 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
3 Woofers
6 PHOENIX
7 Chiefs
7 The Pros
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
9 Team Rock Your Face Off
11 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
12 Merlin's Empire
13 Mik's Team
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
15 Toothy Critters
16 SLC Scorgasms
17 HERPDURP


POINTS BREAKDOWN

Goose's Bowel Problem
Total Pool Points: 36
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Kessel, Phil 5
Eberle, Jordan 5
Downie, Steve 3
Duchene, Matt 3
Kovalchuk, Ilya 2
Ehrhoff, Christian 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Quick, Jonathan 1
Fowler, Cam 1
Green, Mike 1
Kaberle, Tomas 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




Tundra Vengeance

Total Pool Points: 34
Thornton, Joe 4
Zajac, Travis 4
Giroux, Claude 4
Ennis, Tyler 3
Downie, Steve 3
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Elias, Patrik 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Heatley, Dany 1
Richards, Mike 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Green, Mike 1
Lidstrom, Nicklas 1
Myers, Tyler 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1
Whitney, Ray 1




Woofers

Total Pool Points: 32
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Stastny, Paul 4
Carlson, John 4
Bertuzzi, Todd 4
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Hemsky, Ales 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Avery, Sean 2
Toews, Jonathan 1
Boyle, Dan 1
Pitkanen, Joni 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




The Panda Express

Total Pool Points: 32
Howard, Jimmy 5
Franzen, Johan 3
Duchene, Matt 3
Parise, Zach 2
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Spezza, Jason 2
Hemsky, Ales 2
Koivu, Mikko 2
Weber, Shea 2
Ehrhoff, Christian 2
Miller, Ryan 1
Anderson, Craig 1
Neuvirth, Michal 1
Boyle, Dan 1
Ruutu, Jarkko 1
Suter, Ryan 1
Bolland, Dave 1




Wait, it's a game on ICE??

Total Pool Points: 32
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Stastny, Paul 4
Giroux, Claude 4
Kovalchuk, Ilya 2
Koivu, Mikko 2
Modano, Mike 2
Heatley, Dany 1
Alfredsson, Daniel 1
Bryzgalov, Ilya 1
Anderson, Craig 1
Neuvirth, Michal 1
McBain, Jamie 1
Green, Mike 1
Lidstrom, Nicklas 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1




PHOENIX

Total Pool Points: 31
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Eberle, Jordan 5
Thornton, Joe 4
Kovalchuk, Ilya 2
Weber, Shea 2
Zetterberg, Henrik 1
Alfredsson, Daniel 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Rinne, Pekka 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Suter, Ryan 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Gagner, Sam 1
Frolov, Alex 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




The Pros

Total Pool Points: 30
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Eberle, Jordan 5
Semin, Alexander 3
Franzen, Johan 3
Hemsky, Ales 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Kane, Patrick 1
Zetterberg, Henrik 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Ekman-Larsson, Oliver 1
Lidstrom, Nicklas 1
Gagner, Sam 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1



Chiefs
Total Pool Points: 30
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Bertuzzi, Todd 4
Giroux, Claude 4
Semin, Alexander 3
Ennis, Tyler 3
Kane, Patrick 1
Heatley, Dany 1
.Richards, Mike 1
Antropov, Nik 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Rinne, Pekka 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Fowler, Cam 1
Suter, Ryan 1
Bolland, Dave 1




Team Rock Your Face Off

Total Pool Points: 29
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Eberle, Jordan 5
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Weber, Shea 2
Ehrhoff, Christian 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Heatley, Dany 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Quick, Jonathan 1
Fowler, Cam 1
Ruutu, Jarkko 1
Pitkanen, Joni 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Bolland, Dave 1




Sydney's a Girls Name

Total Pool Points: 29
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Howard, Jimmy 5
Ennis, Tyler 3
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Avery, Sean 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Zetterberg, Henrik 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Lundqvist, Henrik 1
Green, Mike 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




Doug Is Not Gonna Win

Total Pool Points: 28
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Howard, Jimmy 5
Semin, Alexander 3
Sedin, Henrik 1
Heatley, Dany 1
Richards, Mike 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Lundqvist, Henrik 1
Green, Mike 1
Lucic, Milan 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




Merlin's Empire

Total Pool Points: 23
Howard, Jimmy 5
Carlson, John 4
Semin, Alexander 3
Hemsky, Ales 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Kane, Patrick 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Lidstrom, Nicklas 1
Lucic, Milan 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Whitney, Ray 1




Mik's Team

Total Pool Points: 22
Duchene, Matt 3
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Weber, Shea 2
Avery, Sean 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Sedin, Henrik 1
Heatley, Dany 1
Alfredsson, Daniel 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Green, Mike 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Frolov, Alex 1
Selanne, Teemu 1



Sens Plus Some Douchebags
Total Pool Points: 22
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Spezza, Jason 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Alfredsson, Daniel 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Lundqvist, Henrik 1
Ruutu, Jarkko 1
Myers, Tyler 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




Toothy Critters

Total Pool Points: 21
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Ward, Cam 2
Weber, Shea 2
Avery, Sean 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Kane, Patrick 1
Zetterberg, Henrik 1
Richards, Mike 1
Sedin, Henrik 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Ekman-Larsson, Oliver 1
Green, Mike 1
Myers, Tyler 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




SLC Scorgasms

Total Pool Points: 19
Giroux, Claude 4
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Kane, Patrick 1
Richards, Mike 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Halak, Jaroslav 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Kaberle, Tomas 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1
Selanne, Teemu 1



HERPDURP
Total Pool Points: 18
Zajac, Travis 4
Kovalchuk, Ilya 2
Gomez, Scott 2
Avery, Sean 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Ekman-Larsson, Oliver 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Gagner, Sam 1
Krejci, David 1
Selanne, Teemu 1

*AHEM*

Does everybody agree on the last place = you have to buy 10,000 clause?


In other news. It's the long weekend. Today wasn't productive so I have to make tomorrow count. My Uncle came to my door today and asked me to go to Thanksgiving dinner on Monday.

He told me he'd pick me up at 11 AM. SERIOUSLY? He said DINNER would be at 1 PM. Hahaha. That's lunch! I am hoping that I can go straight home after and NOT be forced to spend my entire day there wasting time when I could be a) doing house work, b) relaxing or c) watching hockey.

Thou shalt not interfere with my hockey watching.

Grr.

Oct 9, 2010

Okay - Victoria and her canine friend requested this.

Here is a breakdown of all of your picks, done by team.


Team Rock Your Face Off


1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Sedin, Henrik
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Heatley, Dany
5 Kesler, Ryan
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Horcoff, Shawn
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Quick, Jonathan
11 Hiller, Jonas
12 Schneider, Cory
13 Eberle, Jordan
14 Fowler, Cam
15 Doughty, Drew
16 Weber, Shea
17 Ruutu, Jarkko
18 Pitkanen, Joni
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Ehrhoff, Christian
21 Staal, Jordan
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Burrows, Alexandre
24 Stortini, Zack
25 Morrison, Brendan




HERPDERP


1 Staal, Eric
2 Sedin, Henrik
3 Kovalchuk, Ilya
4 Kopitar, Anze
5 Gomez, Scott
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Zajac, Travis
8 Paajarvi, Magnus
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Fleury, Marc-Andre
11 Turco, Marty
12 Karlsson, Henrik
13 Ekman-Larsson, Oliver
14 Markov, Andrei
15 Visnovsky, Lubomir
16 Avery, Sean
17 Chara, Zdeno
18 Hejduk, Milan
19 Gonchar, Sergei
20 Gagner, Sam
21 Krejci, David
22 Ponikarovsky, Alexei
23 Stortini, Zack
24 Selanne, Teemu
25 Hall, Taylor




Tundra Vengeance


1 Crosby, Sidney
2 Thornton, Joe
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Heatley, Dany
5 Richards, Mike
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Zajac, Travis
8 Horcoff, Shawn
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Fleury, Marc-Andre
11 Kiprusoff, Miikka
12 Bernier, Jonathan
13 Ennis, Tyler
14 Subban, P.K.
15 Green, Mike
16 Lidstrom, Nicklas
17 Downie, Steve
18 Myers, Tyler
19 Elias, Patrik
20 Gonchar, Sergei
21 Giroux, Claude
22 Krejci, David
23 Tanguay, Alex
24 Boll, Jared
25 Whitney, Ray




Goose's Bowel Problem


1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Sedin, Henrik
3 Kovalchuk, Ilya
4 Kopitar, Anze
5 Kessel, Phil
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Penner, Dustin
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Quick, Jonathan
11 Turco, Marty
12 Schneider, Cory
13 Eberle, Jordan
14 Fowler, Cam
15 Green, Mike
16 Kaberle, Tomas
17 Downie, Steve
18 Foster, Kurtis
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Ehrhoff, Christian
21 Duchene, Matt
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Tanguay, Alex
24 Stortini, Zack
25 Selanne, Teemu



PHOENIX

1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Thornton, Joe
3 Kovalchuk, Ilya
4 Zetterberg, Henrik
5 Alfredsson, Daniel
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Paajarvi, Magnus
9 Rinne, Pekka
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Hiller, Jonas
12 Karlsson, Henrik
13 Eberle, Jordan
14 Subban, P.K.
15 Keith, Duncan
16 Weber, Shea
17 Hartnell, Scott
18 Suter, Ryan
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Gonchar, Sergei
21 Gagner, Sam
22 Perron, David
23 Frolov, Alexander
24 Stortini, Zack
25 Selanne, Teemu



Mik's Team

1 Crosby, Sidney
2 Sedin, Henrik
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Heatley, Dany
5 Alfredsson, Daniel
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Paajarvi, Magnus
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Kiprusoff, Miikka
12 Bernier, Jonathan
13 Hall, Taylor
14 Subban, P.K.
15 Green, Mike
16 Weber, Shea
17 Avery, Sean
18 Chara, Zdeno
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Gonchar, Sergei
21 Duchene, Matt
22 Backes, David
23 Frolov, Alexander
24 Konopka, Zenon
25 Selanne, Teemu



Toothy Critters

1 Crosby, Sidney
2 Kane, Patrick
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Zetterberg, Henrik
5 Richards, Mike
6 Sedin, Henrik
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Horcoff, Shawn
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Ward, Cam
11 Turco, Marty
12 Schneider, Cory
13 Hall, Taylor
14 Ekman-Larsson, Oliver
15 Green, Mike
16 Weber, Shea
17 Avery, Sean
18 Myers, Tyler
19 Gagne, Simon
20 Spacek, Jaroslav
21 Staal, Jordan
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Kovalev, Alex
24 Stortini, Zack
25 Selanne, Teemu



The Pros



1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Kane, Patrick
3 Semin, Alexander
4 Zetterberg, Henrik
5 Hemsky, Ales
6 Tavares, John
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Horcoff, Shawn
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Hiller, Jonas
12 Crawford, Corey
13 Eberle, Jordan
14 Ekman-Larsson, Oliver
15 Doughty, Drew
16 Lidstrom, Nicklas
17 Hartnell, Scott
18 Foster, Kurtis
19 Franzen, Johan
20 Gilbert, Tom
21 Gagner, Sam
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Tanguay, Alex
24 Stortini, Zack
25 Selanne, Teemu



Chiefs

1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Kane, Patrick
3 Semin, Alexander
4 Heatley, Dany
5 Richards, Mike
6 Antropov, Nik
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Fraser, Colin
9 Rinne, Pekka
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Turco, Marty
12 Crawford, Corey
13 Ennis, Tyler
14 Fowler, Cam
15 Keith, Duncan
16 Visnovsky, Lubomir
17 Hartnell, Scott
18 Suter, Ryan
19 Bertuzzi, Todd
20 Gilbert, Tom
21 Giroux, Claude
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Ponikarovsky, Alexei
24 Konopka, Zenon
25 Morrison, Brendan



Sens Plus Some Douchebags

1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Sedin, Henrik
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Spezza, Jason
5 Alfredsson, Daniel
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Cogliano, Andrew
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Lundqvist, Henrik
12 Bernier, Jonathan
13 Seguin, Tyler
14 Subban, P.K.
15 Doughty, Drew
16 Karlsson, Erik
17 Ruutu, Jarkko
18 Myers, Tyler
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Gonchar, Sergei
21 Regin, Peter
22 Krejci, David
23 Kovalev, Alex
24 Janssen, Cam
25 Selanne, Teemu




Doug Is Not Gonna Win


1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Sedin, Henrik
3 Semin, Alexander
4 Heatley, Dany
5 Richards, Mike
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Penner, Dustin
9 Howard, Jimmy
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Lundqvist, Henrik
12 Bernier, Jonathan
13 Seguin, Tyler
14 Subban, P.K.
15 Green, Mike
16 Visnovsky, Lubomir
17 Lucic, Milan
18 Chara, Zdeno
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Gonchar, Sergei
21 Brassard, Derick
22 Krejci, David
23 Burrows, Alexandre
24 Orr, Colton
25 Selanne, Teemu



SLC Scorgasms

1 Crosby, Sidney
2 Kane, Patrick
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Carter, Jeff
5 Richards, Mike
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Penner, Dustin
9 Halak, Jaroslav
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Kiprusoff, Miikka
12 Bernier, Jonathan
13 Backlund, Mikael
14 Subban, P.K.
15 Keith, Duncan
16 Kaberle, Tomas
17 Hartnell, Scott
18 Chara, Zdeno
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Gonchar, Sergei
21 Giroux, Claude
22 Krejci, David
23 Kovalev, Alex
24 Orr, Colton
25 Selanne, Teemu



Woofers


1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Iginla, Jarome
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Kopitar, Anze
5 Hemsky, Ales
6 Stastny, Paul
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Horcoff, Shawn
9 Luongo, Roberto
10 Brodeur, Martin
11 Kiprusoff, Miikka
12 Crawford, Corey
13 Seguin, Tyler
14 Carlson, John
15 Boyle, Dan
16 Visnovsky, Lubomir
17 Avery, Sean
18 Pitkanen, Joni
19 Bertuzzi, Todd
20 Gonchar, Sergei
21 Staal, Jordan
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Kovalev, Alex
24 Janssen, Cam
25 Selanne, Teemu



Sydney's a Girls Name


1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Sedin, Henrik
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Zetterberg, Henrik
5 Kesler, Ryan
6 Sedin, Daniel
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Penner, Dustin
9 Howard, Jimmy
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Lundqvist, Henrik
12 Crawford, Corey
13 Ennis, Tyler
14 Subban, P.K.
15 Green, Mike
16 Visnovsky, Lubomir
17 Avery, Sean
18 Chara, Zdeno
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Spacek, Jaroslav
21 Staal, Jordan
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Tanguay, Alex
24 Parros, George
25 Selanne, Teemu




The Panda Express


1 Parise, Zach
2 Getzlaf, Ryan
3 Malkin, Evgeni
4 Spezza, Jason
5 Hemsky, Ales
6 Tavares, John
7 Koivu, Mikko
8 Penner, Dustin
9 Howard, Jimmy
10 Miller, Ryan
11 Anderson, Craig
12 Neuvirth, Michal
13 Seguin, Tyler
14 Subban, P.K.
15 Boyle, Dan
16 Weber, Shea
17 Ruutu, Jarkko
18 Suter, Ryan
19 Franzen, Johan
20 Ehrhoff, Christian
21 Duchene, Matt
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Tanguay, Alex
24 Orr, Colton
25 Morrison, Brendan




Wait, it's a game on ICE??


1 Ovechkin, Alex
2 Iginla, Jarome
3 Kovalchuk, Ilya
4 Heatley, Dany
5 Alfredsson, Daniel
6 Stastny, Paul
7 Koivu, Mikko
8 Penner, Dustin
9 Bryzgalov, Ilya
10 Brodeur, Martin
11 Anderson, Craig
12 Neuvirth, Michal
13 Grabner, Michael
14 McBain, Jamie
15 Green, Mike
16 Lidstrom, Nicklas
17 Mcleod, Cody
18 Chara, Zdeno
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Gonchar, Sergei
21 Giroux, Claude
22 Krejci, David
23 Burrows, Alexandre
24 Janssen, Cam
25 Modano, Mike



Merlin's Empire

1 Crosby, Sidney
2 Kane, Patrick
3 Semin, Alexander
4 Perry, Corey
5 Hemsky, Ales
6 Tavares, John
7 Toews, Jonathan
8 Penner, Dustin
9 Howard, Jimmy
10 Varlamov, Semyon
11 Turco, Marty
12 Bernier, Jonathan
13 Hall, Taylor
14 Carlson, John
15 Keith, Duncan
16 Lidstrom, Nicklas
17 Lucic, Milan
18 Chara, Zdeno
19 Gaborik, Marian
20 Spacek, Jaroslav
21 Staal, Jordan
22 Bolland, Dave
23 Tanguay, Alex
24 Konopka, Zenon
25 Whitney, Ray



So there you have it. That took me a long time to type out. *PHEW*
Tomorrow I will do an update with full points breakdowns as requested. I will do full breakdowns weekly.

Hockey Pool Standings - After 48 Hours.

These are the results up to the end of the day on OCTOBER 8th.

This weekend with more teams playing I suspect things will change drastically again.

Now, before I post this - let me warn you. It's a shocker.

Fucking Victoria and her God damn beginners luck. "I don't know who to pick or why I'm picking them" - MY ASS.

Rank Team Name
1 The Panda Express
2 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
3 The Pros
3 Tundra Vengeance
5 Goose's Bowel Problem
6 PHOENIX
7 Chiefs
7 Woofers
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
10 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
10 Team Rock Your Face Off
12 Merlin's Empire
12 Toothy Critters
14 SLC Scorgasms
15 HERPDURP
15 Mik's Team
17 Sens Plus Some Douchebags


FUCKING LOL @ COLIN. (As your wife I'm a little embarrassed :P)

I would now like to proposition that whoever is in last place at the end of the pool must buy a 10,000 view ad instead of a 5000. Is this agreed with you all?

Oct 8, 2010

Hockey Pool Standings - After Day One!

So these standings are up until Midnight PST on OCTOBER 7th. They do not include games which occurred today.

Rank Team Name
1 Goose's Bowel Problem
1 The Pros
1 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
4 Woofers
5 Team Rock Your Face Off
6 PHOENIX
6 The Panda Express
6 Tundra Vengeance
9 Chiefs
9 SLC Scorgasms
11 Toothy Critters
12 Mik's Team
13 Merlin's Empire
14 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
15 HERPDURP
15 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
15 Sydney's a Girls Name


So I am not sure how much detail you guys are looking for. Next update I will include point totals. Do you guys want to see breakdown by categories? What players are earning you points on any given night? How often to you want updates? I can do this every day if you all wish.

Like I said before... FEEDBACK!

Oct 7, 2010

LAST CALL FOR HOCKEY POOL TEAMS!

If you want in please refer to my previous blog post. I will be accepting entries until I go to bed tonight!

For those of you who have joined in - I am going to give you all a quick sneak peek at some of the team names:

Team Rock Your Face Off (obvious eh? I was thinking about going with "The Ginger Trifecta")
HERPDERP
Tundra Vengeance
Goose's Bowel Problem
PHOENIX
Mik's Team
Toothy Critters
The Pros
Chiefs
Sens Plus Some Douchebags
Doug Is Not Gonna Win
SLC Scorgasms
Woofers
Sydney's a Girls Name
The Panda Express
Wait, it's a team on ICE??
Merlin's Empire


So - the first official update will happen tomorrow night. I would like to know how many updates/what kind of updates you guys want to see. I have an idea but I want to make sure it's also in line with what you guys are wanting. So you all know, the playoffs will be in a separate pool and it will be much more intense than this first go around - so keep an eye out because this is going to become a long lived tradition and in the future I'm going to up the ante!

I'd love comments, feedback, suggestions, etc...

We did say no trades but I want to know what you guys all think. Should we allow late comers with penalties? Feedback people!!

Oct 5, 2010

EMPIRE AVENUE HOCKEY POOL!

Empire Avenue Hockey Pool

Welcome to the Empire Avenue Hockey Pool. Upon submitting your picks you agree to purchase a 5000 view ad for the winner of this hockey pool (we will provide you with the appropriate text). Good luck!

Scoring will be as follows:
Forward Point Values
Goals: 2 points
Assists: 1 point
Shorthanded Goals: 2 additional points
Hat Tricks: 5 additional points


Defense Point Values

Goals: 2 points
Assists: 1 point
Shorthanded Goals: 2 additional points
Hat Tricks: 8 additional points

Goalies
Wins: 1 point
Losses: 0 points
Shutouts: 4 additional points
If Your Goalie Scores a Goal: 20 points
If Your Goalie Assists a Goal: 2 points

Making Your Picks:
We have 25 categories. Please pick ONE player from each category. Please note: We will be doing no trades throughout the season so if your player gets injured it’s tough luck! Everybody must return their picks by Thursday October 7th Before 5:00 pm!!! In order to secure your picks please respond to Eleanor with your picks via Empire Avenue private message. Now go forth and pick!

1. East Star Forwards
Alex Ovechkin (WAS)
Sidney Crosby (PIT)
Nicklas Backstrom (WAS)
Eric Staal (CAR)
Steven Stamkos (TB)
Zach Parise (NJ)

2. West Star Forwards
Patrick Kane (CHI)
Henrik Sedin (VAN)
Pavel Datsyk (DET)
Ryan Getzlaf (ANA)
Joe Thornton (SJ)
Jarome Iginla (CGY)


3. Star Forwards

Alexander Semin (WAS)
Evgeni Malkin (PIT)
Vincent Lecavalier (TB)
Martin St. Louis (TB)
Ilya Kovalchuk (NJ)
Brad Richards (DAL)

4. Star Forwards
Jason Spezza (OTT)
Dany Heatley (SJ)
Jeff Carter (PHI)
Corey Perry (ANA)
Anze Kopitar (LA)
Henrik Zetterberg (DET)

5. Forwards
Ales Hemsky (EDM)
Ryan Kesler (VAN)
Mike Richards (PHI)
Daniel Alfredsson (OTT)
Phil Kessel (TOR)
Scott Gomez (MTL)

6. Forwards
Daniel Sedin (VAN)
Paul Stastny (COL)
John Tavares (NYI)
Nik Antropov (ATL)
Derek Roy (BUF)
Marc Savard (BOS)

7. Forwards
Jonathan Toews (CHI)
Mikko Koivu (MIN)
Travis Zajac (NJ)
Antoine Vermette (CBJ)
Mike Ribeiro (DAL)
Tim Connolly (BUF)


8. Oilers’ Forwards (for lulz)

Shawn Horcoff (EDM)
Magnus Paajarvi (EDM)
Dustin Penner (EDM)
Colin Fraser (EDM)
Andrew Cogliano (EDM)
Gilbert Brule (EDM)


9. Goalies

Jaroslav Halak (STL)
Jimmy Howard (DET)
Pekka Rinne (NAS)
Antero Intimacy (SJ)
Ilya Bryzgalov (PHO)
Roberto Luongo (VAN)

10. Goalies
Martin Brodeur (NJ)
Ryan Miller (BUF)
Marc-Andre Fleury (PIT)
Jonathan Quick (LA)
Semyon Varamov (WAS)
Cam Ward (CAR)

11. Goalies
Henrik Lundqvist (NYR)
Jonas Hiller (ANA)
Craig Anderson (COL)
Marty Turco (CHI)
Mikka Kiprusoff (CGY)
Steve Mason (CBJ)

12. Rookie Goalies
Corey Crawford
Devan Dubnyk
Michal Neuvirth
Henrik Karlsson
Cory Schnieder
Jonathan Bernier

13. Rookie Forwards
Jordan Eberle (EDM)
Taylor Hall (EDM)
Tyler Ennis (BUF)
Tyler Seguin (BOS)
Michael Grabner (FLA)
Mikael Backlund (CGY)

14. Rookie Defensemen
P.K. Subban (MTL)
Jamie McBain (CAR)
John Carlson (WAS)
Oliver Ekman-Larsson (PHO)
Kevin Shattenkirk (COL)
Cam Fowler (ANA)


15. Star Defensemen

Mike Green (WAS)
Duncan Keith (CHI)
Mark Strett (NYI)
Dan Boyle (SJ)
Andrei Markov (MTL)
Drew Doughty (LA)

16. Star Defensemen
Nicklas Lidstrom (DET)
Tomas Kaberle (TOR)
Lubomir Viscously (ANA)
Brian Reveals (DET)
Shea Weber (NAS)
Erik Karlsson (OTT)

17. Thugs and Pests
Scott Hartnell (PHI)
Steve Downie (TB)
Milian Lucic (BOS)
Sean Avery (NYR)
Jarkko Ruutu (OTT)
Cory McLeod (COL)

18. Defensemen
Keith Yandle (PHO)
Zdeno Chara (BOS)
Tyler Myers (BUF)
Kurtis Foster (EDM)
Ryan Suter (NAS)
Joni Pitkanen (CAR)

19. Band-aid Forwards
Simon Gange (TB)
Johan Franzen (DET)
Patrik Elias (NJ)
Milian Hejduk (COL)
Marian Gaborik (NYR)
Todd Bertuzzi (DET)

20. Canadian Team D-men
Ian White (CGY)
Tom Gilbert (EDM)
Jaroslav Spacek (MTL)
Sergei Gonchar (OTT)
Carl Gunnarsson (TOR)
Christian Ehrhoff (VAN)


21. Sleepers or Breakouts

Claude Giroux (PHI)
Matt Duchene (COL)
Peter Regin (OTT)
Sam Gagner (EDM)
Derick Brassard (CBJ)
Jordan Staal (PIT)

22. Players Named Dave
Dave Bolland (CHI)
Dave Steckel (WAS)
David Krejci (BOS)
David Backes (STL)
David Perron (STL)
David Booth (FLA)

23. Players Named Alex
Alexander Frolov (NYR)
Alex Steen (STL)
Alexandre Burrows (VAN)
Alex Tanguay (CGY)
Alexi Ponikarovsky (LA)
Alex Kovalev (OTT)


24. Goons

Colton Orr (TOR)
Cam Janssen (STL)
Zenon Konopka (WAS)
Zack Stortini (EDM)
Jared Boll (CBJ)
George Parros (ANA)


25. Geriatrics

Mark Recchi (BOS)
Mike Modano (DET)
Teemu Selanne (ANA)
Doug Weight (NYI)
Ray Whitney (PHO)
Brendan Morrison (CAL)

ALSO INCLUDE
Your Name:
Your Ticker:
Your “Team Name”:
Your E-mail Address:

Oct 3, 2010

So I've decided...

Not to share the full interview with you all until a later date as there is something else that will be done with it in the future. So until then, wait in eager excitement for all to be revealed!

Oct 2, 2010

Hahaha my interview on the Influencier.

Click here to lol

I'm sad he didn't use my comments regarding Dups, John Lithgow, and a bathtub full of blood. I laughed my ass off though. Well done Doug.

Sep 30, 2010

Tonight

I am le tired. One more day to go before the weekend and a much deserved break.

Underoath added guitars to their track today (underoath777.com) - I am very excited to hear their new CD when it is released. I hope it's hard and awesome with their new drummer (ex Norma Jean drummer for those of you who weren't aware).

Canucks play Avalanche tomorrow night. Here's hoping that they do better. Hahaha.

It's hard to believe that tomorrow is October. This year has just gone by so fast. 9 months until Russell comes to Edmonton. I am so so so very excited.

Sep 29, 2010

I know I promised...

Those pictures - but I cannot find the usb cord for my phone... err...

Sorry guys. :(

When I find it I will upload it. I think I may have left the cord at work.

Sep 28, 2010

So I know you guys want the office pictures...

...and the hockey sheets tonight but I am so exhausted it's just going to have to wait until tomorrow.

So sorry guys. I know many of you have been anxiously waiting. Feel free to pester me relentlessly tomorrow evening.

Sep 27, 2010

So excited for Disambiguation.

Oh Underoath - how you tease me with the drums only release, but I think that doing it this way is genius.

Click Here to join me in my excitement!

Sep 26, 2010

Who is in for Empire Avenue Fantasy Hockey?

Message me on Empire Ave and let me know if you are interested! (e)LDYHXC

So far we have 10 people - which is kinda pathetic. I want 20 MORE!

So today was good. I didn't get any of what I wanted to get done done but whatever.

I just found out my best friend and her fiance are coming to visit in November. This makes me UBER excited!! I am hoping my little brother can make it here for my birthday. I will be one sad panda if he can't. I really want to see Norma Jean and La Dispute with him as well. SO BAD.

So even though twitter was abuzz with hockey team rivalries (and apparently my facebook wall too... err...) at least everybody agreed that MAPLE LEAFS SUCK. Hatred of the Maple Laughs (as my dear hubby -lawl- Colin puts it) is the glue that binds us together as Canadians as far as I am concerned. Speaking of Colin... Buy his shares on empire avenue cause he's cyoot - and tell him to make me chicken pot pies please. Then join the hockey pool. (e)COLEAG

Also, buy Pat as well. I'd totally throw down in a pit with him. (e)PEEN.

Sep 25, 2010

Empire Avenue Fantasy Hockey

Anybody in?

Message me (e)LDYHXC and let me know if you are interested. We want as many people as possible!

Awesome hockey game tonight.

They sure as hell better sign Morrison or else I will be so heartbroken! He was creating amazing opportunities. He IS a Canuck and he BELONGS on this team!

Luongo looked excellent tonight as well, and I think Henrik and Daniel are both going to be among the top goal scorers in the league. This year HAS to be our year for the cup.

Alberts played a solid game tonight, although I cannot shake memories of last year so I have yet to reserve judgment without more proof that he's changed his bad penalty game killing ways.

Tonight I am feeling more confident about Burrows being out for the next month and Salo being out for most of this season with his torn Achilles (Salo, I know and feel your pain there as Achilles are a BITCH and it's about time that you STOP injuring yourself - you're getting infamous for it!). I miss both of them on the ice though. I did enjoy Burrows commentary on Canucks TV for the past couple of games however. :P

Happy 30th Birthday to Daniel and Henrick Sedin tomorrow!

GO CANUCKS GO!

Why Lucy should sleep with one eye open from now on.







Upset.

My cat just destroyed my brand new couch beyond repair. The one my Mom bought me last month.

My parents are going to shit a brick.

I can't have anything go right ever. I can't have anything nice or have anything work out for me.

This fucking sucks.

Sep 23, 2010

Tired

So today was full of all kinds of suck. I'm coming down with what appears to be the office plague and I am stressed to the max at work. I don't understand how some people can be so lazy and ditch their responsibilities on other people.

I'm feeling worn down and eventually I think I'll just end up sitting in my cubicle in tears if this keeps up.

Every branch has 3-4 people doing what I do by myself, and yet I'm dumped with a group additional to my own and they have 3 people who could easily handle the job.

The frustration I feel with this whole scenario is beyond words.

Then I come home and I'm struggling to make ends meet. It's really a slap in the face. I will rise to the occasion like I have for the past year - but at the very least you could pay me what I'm worth.

I don't think people realize exactly how much I've taken on, and how the stress has been literally eating away at me not only when I'm at work, but now in my home life too.

I may be smart and competent but I am not a machine.

I'm taken for granted because I'm nice and I don't feel secure enough to put down my foot and say no.

I don't think any of the people I work with even realize what I have been going through. They've all lived privileged lives. They don't realize that if I had the opportunities that they had all been given I would probably be a trauma surgeon or a volcanologist or a lawyer or a psychologist.

These people don't know that my aptitude test's first result was neurosurgeon, then nuclear physicist then a fucking rocket scientist.

These people don't know that any other person in my shoes right now would fail miserably. It's true. The only other person who is even remotely close to my working situation is on stress leave and has been for months.

I like my job and the people I directly work with. I just hate that when I come home I can't even have a toilet that fucking works. I hate that I only own one pair of pants that I have to wash over and over again every day. I hate that my shoes have holes in them and when it rains my feet are wet and because I don't have proper foot support I am in pain all day. I hate that I have a tooth that hurts and even with my benefits I can't afford to fix it. I hate that I have a car I can't even drive, that I have to carry my groceries and pet food on a bus and then walk a kilometer. I hate that every simple thing I need to do takes the entire day and takes significant effort.

Sorry, but I'm at a point where I need to let it out or it's going to consume me. I don't even have anybody here to talk to.

I'm alone, I'm stressed, I'm struggling. It's all so unnecessary.

I wish somebody, anybody would take their head out of their ass for a minute and try to walk in my shoes.

Sep 22, 2010

Oh Rudiger...

Click here to read.


My poor squirrel.

In other news. Comeback kids are here to stay! Had it not been for bad calls in the last half of the third I think the outcome of the game would have been much different.

Sep 21, 2010

Also also.

Does anybody know where I can find the clip with Swedish Chef walking going BORK BORK BORK - PORK PORK PORK PORK - SPORK SPORK SPORK - etc...?

I tried finding it on youtube and had no luck.

Also.

BOURQUE BORK BORK BORK BORK
PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK
SPORK SPORK SPORK SPORK!

/Swedish Chef impressions I do every time Rene Bourque has the puck.

So that was a disappointment.

Canucks lost both games - although it is definitely not a sign of things to come.

It was nice to see Morrison back in a Canucks jersey! He's hungry for the cup and I think he came back cause he knows this is the team that will give him the best shot to do it.

Predictions for this year:
Canucks top Northwest Division and make (kill) the playoffs.
Colorado will probably make playoffs, Calgary is iffy if they will.
Edmonton will be fighting with Toronto for last place again. Fag-neuf is going to blow a gasket through his shit hole at some point live on television.

Sep 17, 2010

4 Days Until Hockey!

So today was crazy busy at work and now that I'm home for the weekend I'm finding it hard to unwind.

Today I had a surprise that somebody is going to be visiting me from BC for my birthday - which is awesome.

I am planning on upgrading on Empire Avenue tomorrow for those of you who are wondering.

In other news, I highly encourage you guys to watch some of those New York tornado videos - people's reactions and stupidity are actually rather hilarious! All potential Darwin Award winners if you ask me.

Sep 16, 2010

5 Days!!

So today I slammed my finger in the drawer at work. It wasn't that bad but there was a sharp edge and I cut myself up pretty decently. My poor nail bed was bleeding where it meets the cuticle. I was proud of myself for not yelling profanities when I did it. LOL - unlike that time the fire alarm went off last year and the office heard me yell FUCK really loudly because I was standing underneath it - they heard me before they realized the damn alarm went off. Hahaha. I think I need to work on that.

Anyways.. so now to work on my interview thingy - stupid session timeouts. Still fuming about that one.

Sep 15, 2010

Bed Time

Six days until hockey starts! Very excited for this season, but sad that Mitchell has been traded to LA.

I had very strange dreams last night. Incredibly vivid and really unexpected. Every now and then I have a dream like that and it makes me aware of something that I wasn't aware of before. This was one of those dreams. Sometimes it's a good thing and sometimes it isn't. I still haven't determined if it is or not yet.

Anyways, it's been a long day so I'm off to get some sleep.

Happy birthday to my niece Tiffany. I love you.

Sep 14, 2010

It seems so unfair.

To look outside and see frost today.

All I want is for something that resembles autumn! Not some crappy summer that goes straight into winter. I want warm air please!

I know I carry on about it - but when winter comes I find myself clawing for warmth and sunshine. I don't like hot weather tbh - but I would have been good with warm!

Stupid. Rainy. Edmonton.

I thought when I left Vancouver I wouldn't have Vancouver weather anymore. Hahaha. Jokes on me!

Sep 13, 2010

It has been a very long day.

...and I am getting very sleepy!

Work has been crazy busy lately. I also have been feeling like I'm coming down with something. I am hoping that we at the very least get one last blast of something that resembles warm air before winter comes - this was the most pathetic summer I have ever had in my existence!

BRING THE HEAT!

If I challenge mother nature in my blog do you think she'll throw down back at me?

Just wondering.

Anyways - Tomorrow is Tuesday, which means I'm sad because it's not Friday. This weekend seemed to slip past me. I was so very sleepy for some reason so I kind of feel like my weekend was robbed from me a bit.

I posted a link to a CTV movie in a blog entry below this one. I strongly encourage you guys to watch it. It is absolutely heart shattering. I'm sorry, but if your cultural beliefs make you justify killing your own children - then your culture and beliefs are abhorrently EVIL. I do not believe that this is actually a religious issue, as apparently this happens in the Sikh community and other religious communities as well. It just disgusts and saddens me that such a barbaric thing could come from a group of human beings. To me it isn't even a human quality at all. To treat a person as your possession is completely wrong.

I hope they are all castrated at the hands of a woman.

I pray your daughters are liberated and learn how to fight back.

These girls are martyrs as far as I am concerned. God bless them all and may their souls rest in peace.

When I heard about the law they wanted to pass in Afghanistan that would ultimately legalize the rape of women and children - and allow their deaths by starvation if they did not have sexual intercourse with their neanderthal husbands - it made me remember the very reason why our troops are in Afghanistan and made me realize that this is something we as Canadians absolutely have to fight for.

I felt so passionately about it I actually wrote a song appropriately titled "Ladies Get Your Guns".

Maybe one day I'll share the lyrics, alas this blog post is too long now and I am ranting.

Goodnight all. I know I'm harsh and opinionated and not always correct, but dammit that is my fucking right and I am thankful that I get to use it each and every day.
xoxoxo

Sep 12, 2010

How can you watch this...

...and not cry?

Click Here

It's fucking barbaric. Every feeling I have as a human and as a woman just makes me hurt so badly that this happens not only in our country but abroad.

Sep 11, 2010

Okay - so let's see if this Tumblr business will work now.

I wanted this blog to update to it as well so that all my posts can be captured in one place since I will probably have more tumblr followers on there than I will on here.

*crosses fingers*

Sep 10, 2010

I had an awesome day on Empire Avenue today.

Thank you to everybody who made that possible.

Loving the twitter feeds from the site.

Has anybody been having issues with Tumblr updating on Empire Ave? I created and added it yesterday and not one update has been posted?

Also, anybody know how to acquire the rss feed for Empire Avenue itself? I'd like to have a page on tumblr dedicated to it (if that is even possible).

Alas, I am very green when it comes to tumblr and I find their layout, etc... extremely confusing and not very user friendly - which is the opposite of what I hear most people say.

Help? Pwease?? *pout*

Sep 9, 2010

So why do you read my blog?

Do you like to hear my thoughts on Empire Avenue, or do you enjoy hearing about my personal life more?

I'm very curious about why people read my blog - mainly cause if I were me I probably wouldn't! :P

Sep 7, 2010

OH THE ANTICIPATION!!

So - the big adjustment to stock prices is going to happen! I want everybody to COMMENT here and tell me what they think my price will be after the adjustment.

Closest person to the actual number will be maxed out (350 shares) by me unless of course I already own full shares in you in which case... nudes? LOL*

...and go!













































*legal small print: no, you will not get to see my cooter*

Sep 5, 2010

Sunday Night

I can't believe there is only one day left in this long weekend. I feel as though today should be Saturday because I was so wiped yesterday I slept pretty much the entire day - which is totally not like me at all.

Lately I've been feeling a lot of stress and anxiety. I need to figure out how to control it before it gets the best of me.

Sep 2, 2010

Update-a-roo

So Mom and Russell went home on Tuesday.

This week has been quite busy work-wise so I've been trying to go to bed super early every night to mitigate my stress levels.

I am soooooooo looking forward to next summer when Russell moves in with me. We are going to have such a blast together - I just know it.

Anyways, it's a long weekend coming up so I am looking forward to some relaxation.

Aug 28, 2010

I'm alive...

For those of you who were wondering.

My mom and brother are still here. The plumbing is fixed which is awesome. I wish I got to spend some quality time with them however. It doesn't look like there is going to be any fun involved with this visit.

It makes me sad. 20 months since I've seen them and we can't even stop for a minute to enjoy each others company. It's not what I expected this trip to be like. I'm finding it really depressing. I appreciate and am grateful for all the help I've gotten, but beyond the plumbing and the yard none of the other stuff really matters. I was content with just seeing them.

None of them get it though. I don't care about the other things. I care about getting to see them and having a good time. That's what matters.

I'm just a bit overwhelmed. I was told one scenario and got a completely different one.

Aug 21, 2010

No. Just no.

You don't get to see him nearly everyday and then bitch about him coming to see me for 10 days when I haven't seen him in 20 months.

No. Fuck right off.

You're not his family, I am. You should learn to be by yourself little girl, because next year you're going to be spending a lot of time that way. Get used to it.

Aug 20, 2010

Super Excited!

My Mom and brother are coming up on Sunday.

It's been 20 months since I have seen them and I absolutely cannot wait!

Aug 19, 2010

I am completely disheartened.

By some of the crap going on with Empire Avenue.

Cheaters and bullies ruin this game for the users who invested their time (and even money) into the site just to have their experience shit on by egotistical fucks who have God complexes.

I am so beyond frustrated and I have every right (and more than enough evidence) to feel that way.

Aug 16, 2010

Sick today.

My digestive system hates me.

At least it's starting to get better now. Just gotta shake the headache.

Lately I've noticed that a lot of people's true colors have been coming out. Whether it be online or people's actions towards others. There are some very petty and passive aggressive people out there. I just can't seem to wrap my head around why. If you love somebody - don't do things to hurt them or rub it in their faces. It's not cool.

I hate seeing the people I love being hurt by people that are so completely self centered they can't see anything beyond their own reflection in the mirror.

Aug 14, 2010

I cannot wait!

My Mom and Russell are going to be coming next week!

So excited to see them. It's been 20 months since I've seen my Mom or brother and I've been very homesick. I am sad that my Dad can't come because of work, but I'll take two over none at all.

It will be nice to have help getting my plumbing working again and getting some small stuff done around my home. Russell will get to see where he will be living after he graduates and finally meet Lucy and the birds and Chloe. I am hoping to arrange a tour of NAIT (where he will be going after grad in June) so he can see the school and get excited for it. I think a few driving lessons in the city will be due for him as well.

I don't have furniture for them to sit on or any tables or anything, or tv... so it will be more like camping for them than anything... but it will just be nice to be in the presence of family.

I do think it will be sad for my Mom to see how I've been living though. A house with no drainage, no toilet, no furniture, nothing to entertain you, I don't have transportation, I bare shelves and and empty fridge, I don't have anywhere comfortable to sit or sleep, I don't have proper or enough clothing, my shoes are falling apart, I don't have heat.

I just really hope it doesn't upset them.

Aug 13, 2010

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!

"K guys. The plan is that we're going to mass cheat at a specific time because if everybody does it then that makes it right!"

/mockery.

This really bugs me and I feel this type of thing should be completely and utterly disallowed.

Aug 9, 2010

Oh Rudiger...

Click Here

Will I ever see him again??

So my blogs don't look like they are updating to Empire Avenue or Twitter?

One that I did last night sure didn't. Hmm!

It might be a good thing though - I am pretty sure I'd have a lot of angry comments if this person had read/heard the song. LOL.


Anyways, I have my phone set up for twitter SMS now. Yay!
I used to HATE twitter - but ever since Empire Avenue got me using it I actually have come to enjoy it very much.

In other news, it's really nice out today and it kind of sucks that I am going to be stuck behind a desk the entire time. Poop.

Aug 8, 2010

So I was jamming and recording what I was doing...

I always do that in case I have some sort of genius moment so I don't forget what I just came up with. In there I had this little snippet:

Click here to listen.

Not my typical style by any means but I love the lyrics that I came up with on the spot. When people piss me off that's how I channel it. It's funny that this one was inspired by a person I came across on the internet. If she happens to read this blog I think she will most definitely know this is about her... but I don't care.

I write songs about people I love or people who piss me off. Live with it.

I am thinking I might actually take this random jam and turn it into something. Maybe name it after her. lol

Lyrics:

She says that she is a lone wolf..
but that's only because she's a bitch.
I've seen her kind many times before...
always the victim - passive aggressive bore.
Secret is that you are only the victim of yourself.
If you thought of the things that you portray...
you would shut your fucking mouth!

Oh right your actions have no consequence!
Poor you when people react to your social incompetence!
With your liberal hippie bullshit all in a package...
you complain and feel self entitled,
but this time bitch you chose the wrong rival.


I think I might just keep it!

My plea to my dear love Rudiger gets media attention:

Click Here For The Coverage.

Oh Rudiger, how I miss thee. Please come to me so I can get out of this tree.



Yesterday I invested several eaves in what looked like a squirrely fiend...
...he told me I was from his dreams and that my name spells No Real, E.
He wondered if I actually exist, and to my content he continued to persist...
...that I in fact warm his nut loving heart and for joining his cause I'm pretty smart!

With his loving words I proclaimed to thee...
that I wouldn't mind moving into a tree...
I shouted to the world it was him I would hug and squeeze...
..and to my shouts he seemed real pleased!
So now it is from me that you have heard,
I am in love with Sir Rudiger Esquirel the Third!


/tear

I will neither confirm or deny until I get a reasonable amount of eaves...

Click Here

He loves me! The saga continues!

Aug 7, 2010

This is why I love Doug's blog:

Click Here

Absolutely hilarious!

WARNING! I AM WARNING YOU ABOUT SOMETHING!!

I am going to be as vague and non-specific as possible in hopes that this makes everybody forget about my recent shenanigans. I'm also going to give a lot of pointless tips that even the dumbest of people know in hopes that being pretentious and condescending will improve your opinion of me and my ways which lack integrity. After all, you are only a cog in the wheel of my evil plan to dominate and be number one. You're not a person, you're something to step on while on my way up!!

So yeah - investors, somebody somewhere is doing something really bad on Empire Avenue. Be alert and be warned.

ANYWAYS.

Oh man, lol. Some people are so dense that it is hard not to mock them and enjoy every second of doing so.

Aug 5, 2010

So I didn't get to see the Northern Lights this time around.

I know you can see them in Edmonton every now and then, but I wanted to see the really vibrant colours.

Oh well. :(

In other news, BC - keep your damn smoke to yourselves! lol

Aug 4, 2010

Couple's Dogs Murdered for SECOND Time.

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If I were them I wouldn't feel safe sleeping at night.

What kind of a sick fuck does this? So now Edmonton and area has TWO serial animal killers.

Makes me so sad and angry at the same time.

Aug 3, 2010

Aurora Borealis

Still waiting. Gonna give up soon. :(

Aug 1, 2010

Homesick!

My older brother, sister-in-law, and niece are all in Armstrong visiting my parents. I was supposed to be there this weekend (was planning on doing it months ago) but money issues, etc... have prevented me from doing so. Therefore I am feeling homesick and le sad. Being away from home for so long is really depressing... it's been 18 months since I was last home. I wish I could go to the Okanagan.

My brother is going to be coming here to go to school next summer - he will be attending NAIT. I am already counting down the days. I am so excited to have him. Gruesome twosome under the same roof again? Nobody will know what hit them! lol - We'll rule the park. I'm pretty sure "Operation Bubbles" will be underway. (Russ will get this - the rest of you suckers won't.)

I had a bit of a blast from the past this week - reunited with an old friend - who is no longer a boy by any means. I kinda went DAMN!!! No, I don't care if he reads this he already knows lol.

Wait... that sounded pretty scandalous...

Stop being pervs. Pervs.

Jul 26, 2010

Just finished burying Delilah.

It's the worst thing in the world.

I'm so sad. She was too young and I was supposed to have several more years with her.

Every time I walk into the house or go into the kitchen I still expect to see her greeting me. I don't think I'm ever going to get used to her not being there. Worst part is not knowing why.

Rest in Peace Delilah.

Jul 25, 2010

Still really really sad today.

My eyes are all swollen from crying yesterday. I couldn't bring myself to do much of anything today either. I think I'm allowed one day of doing nothing given the circumstances.

Lucy sat there in the same place looking at her cage again today. This time only for 5 hours. She got really upset when I carried her to my room and closed the door. I couldn't take it anymore, it was too saddening for me to allow her to do it any longer. She keeps looking around the house now in Delilah's favorite spots trying to find her. It tugs on my heart strings.

I know my other animals are feeling it. It makes this whole thing twice as heartbreaking.

Jul 24, 2010

I don't think my eyes have been dry all day.

I am so very sad right to my core right now.

Lucy sat there looking at Delilah's empty cage for over 7 hours. She didn't move an inch.

My house feels empty without her and I wasn't prepared for her to go this young.

It's so unfair. I'm so sorry my sweet little bunny.

It's going to take me a long time to get over this.

I am so heartbroken. Rest in Peace Delilah.

My beautiful cheeky rabbit just died. I thought she was sleeping and I went to wake her and she didn't wake up. She was fine this morning. My home is never going to feel the same without her. I am so sad right now. I don't think anybody could possibly know how much I loved her.

I am so sorry Delilah. I am going to miss you so much.



Jul 23, 2010

Yesterday Morning....

I went to Timmy's for some coffee and I witnessed something that really infuriated and upset me. I'm still thinking about it today and now I'm regretting not saying anything.

So I'm leaving and about to go to the door when I see an older fat fuck ask the Filipino lady who works there if she can wipe off his CLEAN table. She says sure and wipes it off, and he says thanks. She did this in a friendly way with a smile on her face and then went back to what she was doing as she should. As soon as she turns her back he utters a word at her rather loudly: CUNT.

Normally under the circumstances I would have instantaneously started yelling at this stupid piece of shit for a man, but I am sick right now and feeling rather horrible and I couldn't bring myself to do anything else but stop in my place and stare at him with a fucking look of death and utter disgust. I proceeded to walk out the door and around the front with my full on hate daggers until he was out of site. I think he got the message. I don't think he cared.

What on earth did this woman do to deserve to be called that undeservingly? Obviously this guy was some sort of a racist or a bigot.

As far as I am concerned this useless waste of the air we all breathe is a disgrace to this country, and he should be glad I was feeling so weak at the time because I probably would have taken the tray his breakfast was on and beat him to a bloody pulp with it otherwise.

Sad thing is, I was so upset at his blatant display of being a waste of an egg and a sperm I don't think I'm joking when I say I would have done it. I don't think I've felt instantaneous rage like that in a very very very long time.

He better hope to never cross my path. He won't leave with testicles.

Jul 21, 2010

The more I learn...

...the more I thank God I avoided further catastrophe.

I found out who the girl in my dream is. A friend read my blog and knew instantly.

Oh sweetie. I feel so horrible for you becoming the next victim and you will never even know. You're so pretty! You look like a girl I'd like too. Let's hope you're smart and catch on real quick. Poor girl will probably never see it coming.

I will never be that weak again. Valuable lesson learned.

PS: Douchefuck if you're going to "cheat" on somebody - don't do it with a bloody LOUDMOUTH. If it got back to me of all people - unsolicited - think of how fast she is going to find out!

But don't worry. Secret's safe with me. ;)

I'll behave. For now.

Wow! Thanks! Didn't your mommy ever teach you?

Jul 19, 2010

So yesterday was good.

I spent the entire day with Suzanne and Nick. We chilled at West Edmonton Mall and then went and did Nick's hair. By time we got to Clareview the hail was coming down so hard, I got pelted in the head a couple of times pretty decently, and then by time we ran from the train to the bus we were all soaked. It was crazy thunder and lightning out. Going to their house was even worse, the street was pretty much a creek with ankle deep water. I think my shoes are probably still wet. I bleached Nick's hair and made his mohawk purple at the roots and then blue at the tips (but it gradients out). It looked really sweet.

Now everybody has purple and blue hair except me. :(
Oh well. I like the good 'ol red.

It was a really good day and I think we all have to do it again - although next time I want Nick to go on the mindbender!

So as for today: Woke up with a headache. Stepped on a shard of glass and bled everywhere, and realized I'm finally feeling a bit hungry but I have no food in the house. Great start to the day! Really. Why can't I have two good days in a row? Oh, and it is still raining. When will we get summer? I dislike how this year is perpetual winter then Vancouver weather.

Jul 16, 2010

I am seriously sad...

That Poison the Well is calling it quits.

So disappointed and it is such a damn shame.

CBC News - Edmonton - 2nd mutilated cat found in southwest Edmonton

CBC News - Edmonton - 2nd mutilated cat found in southwest Edmonton

So it's happened again. I posted about the first cat found cut in half in the same neighborhood.

If I were the police and the people in this community I would be putting every resource into finding out who did this ASAP.

I'd bet money that this is a psychopathic male between the ages of 11 and 15 who is probably going to start moving away from cats and onto bigger and more human-like things.

Whoever is doing this is seriously disturbed and should not be allowed to be a member of society. This screams serial killer in the making. Somebody has been watching too much Dexter. lol.

Jul 14, 2010

Falling from the sky... day one... you never learned to fly.

Sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Day 100.

I had more weird dreams last night about certain things. It's perplexing as to why. I strongly dislike the mindfuck. I resent even thinking about any of this. I hate dreams that give you that weird haunted feeling.

You have never taken any inspiration in a direction that won't end up the death of you. Do you really think all the saints are just lying... just lying... just lying in their graves?

Why can't you see the bottom?

Jul 13, 2010

Say "YES" to Panda Rape!

Click here.

LOL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

So good. So true.

I want you to remember this.
Just because I understand, doesn't really mean I care.

The fruit has been tasted and their blood is on your hands.
You won't know the truth soon enough my friend.
Did you think that ended it? Do you really think it's over?
You will have all of the answers soon enough my friend.
You're standing near the edge.

Meridional came out today.

Norma Jean is as amazing as ever. I love that they added a bit more of a mathcore flavor to some of their songs. More technical, slow, and heavy. Also, drop B tuning = oooohhhhhh yes!

In other news...

I am still damp from my unfortunate walk home. I was completely soaked through my jacket by time I reached the LRT station ONE block away from my work. It was raining so hard I may as well have brought out the soap and scrubber and called it a day.

Still can't try out my new lawn mower because of the rain. Grr.

What else? Oh, I had weird dreams last night. It involved a person from my not-so-distant past. It was really strange though, almost like a super bad omen on this person. Like something horrible is going to happen (or recently has) to them - and not the kind of ha-ha karma's a bitch sort of thing. I dunno, when I have dreams like that something always happens. There was a girl in my dream too. She was somehow associated with this person. I don't know who she is though. It puzzles me when I see people I don't know in my dreams, they always reveal themselves to me later on and I get super intense deja-vu. She was shorter... had brownish/reddish curly hair past her shoulders, kinda chubby and had a lime green phone (the phone in the dream represented really bad news). It's bizarre. If I meet her I'll post a picture and say I told you so!

In my heart of hearts I really hope it's just nothing. I may have a sharp tongue, but I care about everybody no matter how much of a reason I have not to. I consider it my greatest weakness in all honesty.

What else? Oh! I got great responses to my article on Empire Building. I am super excited about it and will be doing follow up sometime in the near future.

For my Empire Avenue friends: What do you think of new market makers? I think it's doing nothing but promoting excessive spam and I hope they change their minds on this soon.

Anyways, I guess that's enough for now.

Jul 12, 2010

Jul 11, 2010

Tomorrow is my debut!

On EmpireBuilding.net. I am excited for the opportunity to write for them and I am sure this will be a lot of fun. I have some great ideas in the making and I hope that the audience is as excited about me being there as I am.

Goodnight!

More shares now available!

Hi everybody - I now have 2500 more shares available.

I sold out very fast last time so if you were wanting to get shares you will need to do it quick.

Thanks to everybody for their support!

Jul 9, 2010

So it appears as though everything is fine.

This episode of "The Ravine is no Longer on Fire" was brought to you by firefighters and a whole lotta rain.

THE END!!

HOLY SHIT IT'S ON FIRE!

I think that's the quote of the day. It's good to know what my neighbours are just as attentive as I am too, it makes me feel a bit more secure.. but holy shit did my heart ever race when I saw that smoke. I'm just glad it started down-pouring intensely shortly after we all noticed the smoke - pretty sure without that rain we might be in a different situation.

Let me put it this way:

Lightning + Ravine = Fire
Ravine + Fire = No house in less than 5 minutes.

Thank you to the firefighters who were here so incredibly fast. No word on whether or not it's out yet but I'm not seeing smoke anymore which is a good thing.

I guess we'll find out. Right now = very nervous.

I'll update once we hear anything.

Anyways, now I am sitting here COMPLETELY soaking wet head to toe from the rain. Probably was a stupid thing to go outside in a storm like that but my first thoughts were "Holy Shit", "Call 911!" and "If the fire is close get the animals out now."

Mother nature = one serious bitch.

Jul 8, 2010

It's happened!

I just sold out on Empire Avenue again! 12,500 shares!

Thank you to 21GUNS who bought my last shares (and to everybody who bought me today as well).

I will be buying the next upgrade in a few days. I have to make 15 k more and I don't want to sell the shares I have in you lovely people to do it so I will sit tight for a couple days.

Thanks again!
Cheers!

Before I sell out AGAIN...

I would like to take a look at my standings:

Faceless Army
Influence: 6
Wealth: 8
Population: 6

Me
Top Stocks: 17
Top People Stocks: 16
Best Weekly Investment Layouts: 20
Overall Total Wealth: 27
Overall Total Wealth People: 25
Overall Daily Earnings: 18
Overall Daily Earnings People: 16
Edmonton, Alberta: 8
Vancouver, British Columbia: 2
Entertainment: 1
Music: 3

Not too shabby!

Look at me! Look at me!

Click here to see the article about me on empirebuilding.net!!

Jul 7, 2010

So today was kind of hurty and emotional.

I had super intense muscle spasms starting at 3 am last night. My Achilles tendons were causing my calf muscles to seize. I literally woke up screaming it hurt so badly.

It happens whenever I do too much - like walk too fast, or go up one too many stairs. It sucks so badly.

So I could barely even get out of my bed this morning because every time I even tried to move it would spasm. I ended up staying home and not going to work because I couldn't even effing walk. I deal with pain every day. It's nothing new to me, but this week had been particularly bad for me for some reason. I think trying to use a push lawn mower has a lot to do with it. I hadn't felt this bad in quite a while.

When I was little a doctor made a negligent mistake that is the reason why I have all these problems now. My Dad had brought up this doctor on my facebook wall and I saw a site with a whole bunch of comments from other patients who this doctor (Antonio Preto) has also ruined their lives. It made me cry. It makes me feel so angry that this dick is still practicing medicine with much the same result. How come he still has a license?

Anyways, at least the day will end on a happier note for me. Thanks to my friends on Empire Avenue - Lance in particular. Thanks for making me smile babe and taking my mind off all the other unpleasant crap going on!

xoxo

Jul 6, 2010

I almost forgot how awesomely true this song is.

Yeah it is you that I remember in that glowing.
It is you that took my first away from me.
It is you I set my standards to... to every walk of life.
I haven't met another you since you were with me.

A brief bout with a razor blade cut me
I freaked out, thinking people didn't love me
I watched closely as the you I knew forgot me
In letting go, I am so proud of what I've done.

Jul 5, 2010

Tonight I miss Hugh.

I wish I had known that the last thing I said to him was going to be in that text message and that I'd never ever get a reply back or that my last visit with him would be exactly that. I wish I saw him one last time. I miss him. I wish I could hear his sarcastic sense of humour. 4 months but it feels like an eternity.

Rest in peace. I miss you so much and I know that so many other people do as well. I hope you're giving God a hard time for this one.

Jul 4, 2010

SOLD OUT!

I have just sold my 10,000th share on Empire Avenue!

Feels good!

I'll be purchasing the upgrade later on today.

Thank you to everybody who invested in me and who joined the Faceless Army!

Jul 3, 2010

It has been a while since I've posted Empire Avenue Stats:

So since the last time a lot of things with the site have changed, including how their leader boards work. Here goes:

Faceless Army Community:
Influence: 6
Wealth: 14 (because we had just purchased an upgrade).
Population: 6

Now for ratings for myself:
Top Stocks: 30
Top People Stocks: 25
Top Weekly Earners People: 16
Edmonton, Alberta: 10
Vancouver, British Columbia: 3
Entertainment: 1
Music: 4

Not too shabby if I do say so myself!

Jul 1, 2010

New song.

Started writing this about a year and a half ago.. and I started recording it, but I cannot afford a USB interface right now so that's not going so well.

I have a couple of song titles thought out for it. Either "Screwed" or the name of the person this is about. The entire album concept is songs about people who have affected me, good or bad (but mostly bad)... lol... and I was seriously considering being really blunt and actually putting their names in all the song titles. Two of the songs already do (Obsessed with Bethany, and Andrew's song) and that won't be changed.

This particular person would have more than one song about them though so I need to figure that out.

Anyways, sneak peek at the lyrics:



I am completely left in the dark literally...
You left me with no place to sleep - an empty fridge - how can you live with it?

I am completely a stupid fool literally...
...because sometimes intermittently I miss you and that kills me.

I'll be your friend but never again will I fall under the illusion that you could love anything but your penis.

I am completely screwed mentally and physically...
Since you left me it's been lonely - if you miss me come home quickly.

I'll be your friend but never again will I fall under the illusion that you could love anything but your penis.

Nobody should fall under the illusion that you could love anything but your penis... but your penis...

I am completely sure I see you differently.

You know what Creepy McCreeperson?

Obviously you are still checking up on me, so why don't you grow a pair and simply start up a conversation?

Jun 28, 2010

Flies

So what do you guys do to get rid of flies in your home? For some reason I can't seem to get rid of them, I have no idea what the source is and I'm getting frustrated. I had the same problem last summer too and nothing I did worked.

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