Elle/LadyHardcore's Blog. No faces allowed.

Dec 1, 2010

My new bio.

I'm pretty sure it's made of awesome. Colin seemed to love it. I'm sure David would enjoy this one too.

"My name is Elle. My hobbies are world domination, acid and woodchippering, and recruiting nudists to do hilarious tasks. I'm a Scorpio, enjoy long walks on the beach, and cunt punting or slut-bussing brainless invalids. In my spare time I steal awesomeahol from Josh and laugh at his withdrawals. Although I am e-married to Colin you can always feel free to stalk me (bushes or closet... whatever). I am smart and I shit talent. I'm also incredibly modest and humble."

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