Your weekly breakdown: Week 1.

These stats are up to October 9, 11:59 MST.

STANDINGS

1 Goose's Bowel Problem
2 Tundra Vengeance
3 The Panda Express
3 Wait, it's a game on ICE?
3 Woofers
6 PHOENIX
7 Chiefs
7 The Pros
9 Sydney's a Girls Name
9 Team Rock Your Face Off
11 Doug Is Not Gonna Win
12 Merlin's Empire
13 Mik's Team
13 Sens Plus Some Douchebags
15 Toothy Critters
16 SLC Scorgasms
17 HERPDURP


POINTS BREAKDOWN

Goose's Bowel Problem
Total Pool Points: 36
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Kessel, Phil 5
Eberle, Jordan 5
Downie, Steve 3
Duchene, Matt 3
Kovalchuk, Ilya 2
Ehrhoff, Christian 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Quick, Jonathan 1
Fowler, Cam 1
Green, Mike 1
Kaberle, Tomas 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




Tundra Vengeance
Total Pool Points: 34
Thornton, Joe 4
Zajac, Travis 4
Giroux, Claude 4
Ennis, Tyler 3
Downie, Steve 3
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Elias, Patrik 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Heatley, Dany 1
Richards, Mike 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Green, Mike 1
Lidstrom, Nicklas 1
Myers, Tyler 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1
Whitney, Ray 1




Woofers
Total Pool Points: 32
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Stastny, Paul 4
Carlson, John 4
Bertuzzi, Todd 4
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Hemsky, Ales 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Avery, Sean 2
Toews, Jonathan 1
Boyle, Dan 1
Pitkanen, Joni 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




The Panda Express
Total Pool Points: 32
Howard, Jimmy 5
Franzen, Johan 3
Duchene, Matt 3
Parise, Zach 2
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Spezza, Jason 2
Hemsky, Ales 2
Koivu, Mikko 2
Weber, Shea 2
Ehrhoff, Christian 2
Miller, Ryan 1
Anderson, Craig 1
Neuvirth, Michal 1
Boyle, Dan 1
Ruutu, Jarkko 1
Suter, Ryan 1
Bolland, Dave 1




Wait, it's a game on ICE??
Total Pool Points: 32
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Stastny, Paul 4
Giroux, Claude 4
Kovalchuk, Ilya 2
Koivu, Mikko 2
Modano, Mike 2
Heatley, Dany 1
Alfredsson, Daniel 1
Bryzgalov, Ilya 1
Anderson, Craig 1
Neuvirth, Michal 1
McBain, Jamie 1
Green, Mike 1
Lidstrom, Nicklas 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1




PHOENIX
Total Pool Points: 31
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Eberle, Jordan 5
Thornton, Joe 4
Kovalchuk, Ilya 2
Weber, Shea 2
Zetterberg, Henrik 1
Alfredsson, Daniel 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Rinne, Pekka 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Suter, Ryan 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Gagner, Sam 1
Frolov, Alex 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




The Pros
Total Pool Points: 30
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Eberle, Jordan 5
Semin, Alexander 3
Franzen, Johan 3
Hemsky, Ales 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Kane, Patrick 1
Zetterberg, Henrik 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Ekman-Larsson, Oliver 1
Lidstrom, Nicklas 1
Gagner, Sam 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1



Chiefs
Total Pool Points: 30
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Bertuzzi, Todd 4
Giroux, Claude 4
Semin, Alexander 3
Ennis, Tyler 3
Kane, Patrick 1
Heatley, Dany 1
.Richards, Mike 1
Antropov, Nik 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Rinne, Pekka 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Fowler, Cam 1
Suter, Ryan 1
Bolland, Dave 1




Team Rock Your Face Off
Total Pool Points: 29
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Eberle, Jordan 5
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Weber, Shea 2
Ehrhoff, Christian 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Heatley, Dany 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Quick, Jonathan 1
Fowler, Cam 1
Ruutu, Jarkko 1
Pitkanen, Joni 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Bolland, Dave 1




Sydney's a Girls Name
Total Pool Points: 29
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Howard, Jimmy 5
Ennis, Tyler 3
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Avery, Sean 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Zetterberg, Henrik 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Lundqvist, Henrik 1
Green, Mike 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




Doug Is Not Gonna Win
Total Pool Points: 28
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Howard, Jimmy 5
Semin, Alexander 3
Sedin, Henrik 1
Heatley, Dany 1
Richards, Mike 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Lundqvist, Henrik 1
Green, Mike 1
Lucic, Milan 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




Merlin's Empire
Total Pool Points: 23
Howard, Jimmy 5
Carlson, John 4
Semin, Alexander 3
Hemsky, Ales 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Kane, Patrick 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Lidstrom, Nicklas 1
Lucic, Milan 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Whitney, Ray 1




Mik's Team
Total Pool Points: 22
Duchene, Matt 3
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Weber, Shea 2
Avery, Sean 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Sedin, Henrik 1
Heatley, Dany 1
Alfredsson, Daniel 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Green, Mike 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Frolov, Alex 1
Selanne, Teemu 1



Sens Plus Some Douchebags
Total Pool Points: 22
Ovechkin, Alex 6
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Spezza, Jason 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Alfredsson, Daniel 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Lundqvist, Henrik 1
Ruutu, Jarkko 1
Myers, Tyler 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




Toothy Critters
Total Pool Points: 21
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Horcoff, Shawn 2
Ward, Cam 2
Weber, Shea 2
Avery, Sean 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Kane, Patrick 1
Zetterberg, Henrik 1
Richards, Mike 1
Sedin, Henrik 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Ekman-Larsson, Oliver 1
Green, Mike 1
Myers, Tyler 1
Bolland, Dave 1
Selanne, Teemu 1




SLC Scorgasms
Total Pool Points: 19
Giroux, Claude 4
Malkin, Evgeni 2
Crosby, Sidney 1
Kane, Patrick 1
Richards, Mike 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Toews, Jonathan 1
Halak, Jaroslav 1
Miller, Ryan 1
Kaberle, Tomas 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gaborik, Marian 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Krejci, David 1
Selanne, Teemu 1



HERPDURP
Total Pool Points: 18
Zajac, Travis 4
Kovalchuk, Ilya 2
Gomez, Scott 2
Avery, Sean 2
Sedin, Henrik 1
Sedin, Daniel 1
Ekman-Larsson, Oliver 1
Chara, Zdeno 1
Gonchar, Sergei 1
Gagner, Sam 1
Krejci, David 1
Selanne, Teemu 1